straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay
you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money
Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me
never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie
"no mom there won’t be boys at the sleepover. there won’t be girls either. all of my friends are genderqueer."
oh my god! you’re straight? i never would have guessed. you just seem so nice and pleasant and thoughtful; not at all like the other straights i’ve met