chickenyaoi:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay

(via touchdownboy)

(Source: pale-blood, via d-mu)

snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

(via dontwinfriendswithsalad)

cumleak:

i bet no saw that one coming

(Source: wineforthree, via dontwinfriendswithsalad)

preciousegg:

dang the graphics for this new super smash brothers game look really good

(via thehilariousblog)

ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

(via unshaped)

chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

(via crrocs)

polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

(via hate)

(Source: softwaring, via qu3333n)

iplemons:

wherethewavesgrowsweet:

"no mom there won’t be boys at the sleepover. there won’t be girls either. all of my friends are genderqueer."

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withquestionablewit:

oh my god! you’re straight? i never would have guessed. you just seem so nice and pleasant and thoughtful; not at all like the other straights i’ve met

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(Source: jackspinups, via touchdownboy)